Knives & Spies

Warning: Read at your own RISK!

I wish I could say he was sleep talking, but he wasn't.
My husband is going to be the weirdest funny old grandpa ever. If I die first I'm going to have a blast watching him hide hundreds of knives through out the house and pretend spies are coming to get him. This all came because we were flipping through channels and he stopped on the Knife home shopping channel. They just had a lot of like 336 knives for $280. He went on to discribe where he would hide these knives, for example: velcroed to the inside of the toilet tank, under the kitchen table, in the fireplace, in his computer. A few of Peter's best quotes from the conversation are: "When the zombies come your going to be glad that we have that many knives.", "We could give my dad and brother some of the knives. They did almost give each other Machetes for Christmas" (Actually Eric did give my Father-in-law one for Christmas), "Take that Martha Stewart I'm cutting carrots with a battle axe.", "If I had a Samurai sword I'd use it to cut cheese, just because I can.".

Now he wants a cane that has a sword that comes out of it and also has a taser built in. Awesome. My Grandchildren are doomed. I'm pretty sure I will die at Peter's accidental hand.

A little glimpse into the psyche of the man I married. I most certainly comes from his dad, when we visited him this week, he proudly showed us a book he checked out from the library titled "The Zombie Survival Guide".

I Love My Husband!