Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Fun Things

I got a silhouette for Christmas. I wanted to put my kids names on their bedroom door. My kids gave their requests of what they wanted. Melynn requested butterflies and Alex wanted guns. This is what I came up with.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Overheard today in our kitchen

Melly: (eating lunch) Ouch! That's hot.
Melly: Dad, some spaghetti-ohs on my leg, owwwwww that's hot.
Melly: That's not so silly!
Melly: Dad, stop laughing that's not silly.

As I write this I ask Melly, "You remember when you got spaghetti-ohs on your leg."
She sternly responds, "Dad, that was not so silly."

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

We're doing fine

December 20, 2010
Today was a pretty hard day. Some fun parts, but mostly bad to worse. I took Alex to the Doctor at 2:10 which was good news. Everything is fine and we just have to give him a steroid once a day for a week and then it is just if he needs it. Anyway on my way down to the appointment it was snowing so I decided to turn on my headlights. The moment I did this I thought "You're going to forget to turn those off and sure enough when I left the doctor my battery was dead. I called my Mom and she came right over and gave me a jump. On our way to pick Peter up from work to go to my family Christmas party I ran over some pretty scary potholes and thought that my tire was going to blow. After picking up Peter and driving to the party Melynn told her dad "Grammy came and fixed our car at Dr. Juchau's (Jew-shaw). She's a good fixer.". On our way home right before the center street exit in Provo we hit a pothole and you guessed it...blew our tire and totally killed our rim and probably the tire. We were able to pull off the freeway in time change our tire next to a man that had blown the same tire and rim on his car from the same pothole. And when we called incident management for help they wouldn't come even though we thought we had the wrong size jack and we had two little kids in the car. JERKS!

After that was all said and done and as we were pulling into our driveway we noticed something big on our porch. We both knew what it was immediately. Our ward freakin' Sub for Santa'd us. We looked at each other and our minds began to reel what the heck we had done to make them think that. Anyway we would like it to be known that we are doing just fine...yes even after a day like today. So what we would like to know is if any of you know of anyone who could really use some help. We would like to donate it to someone who is really in need of it. We have enough food for a Christmas dinner and breakfast. Merry Christmas!

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Christmas Gifts Made with Love

I made these as a last minute gift and they were so cheap and really easy. I'm really proud of my self because I followed a pattern and it actually turned out the way I wanted it to. And I think they will love them.

Monday, December 13, 2010

Flashlight Repair

All day Melynn has continuously asked me if I would change the light in her princess and the frog light. I kept telling her it was the batteries that needed changing and that I would do it later. When Peter got home from work Melly brought these items to her dad.
And she asked him: "Daddy will you change the light in my princess and the frog flashlight?". He laughed.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

This year we went to see Santa at Grammy Houser's work. I think that the pictures look better than the ones we got last year at the Mall. We were really worried about Alex freaking out on Santa's lap, but as you can see he did so well. In fact he loved it so much that it was hard to get him to leave the building. All he wanted was to see Santa again "Santa, Santa, Santa". Melly was so excited to see Santa, she laughed a giggled all the way there, she practiced what she was going to tell him that she wanted at least a dozen times and when the time came she froze for about a minute. She then preceded to tell him the following: "I want a Unicorn Pillowpet and a geddi-gens (backyardigans) ball, Lola popped it yesterday and we need another one.". Just so that everyone knows Lola popped that ball about four months ago. She really doesn't understand time. I always enjoy going to see Santa because you never know what is going to happen. We've been pretty lucky so far.

Also these are our Christmas cards. I made them up a few minutes ago so feel free to get one printed off if you don't get one either in the mail or personal delivery. Click on the photo to take a better look.

Happy Holidays Everyone!

Friday, December 3, 2010

Dreams Confused with Reality

During nap times I usually let Melly watch TV in the family room while Alex sleeps and I get things done. Somedays she does really well with staying down there and others not so much. Today she did really well. Come to find out she had fallen asleep. This is our conversation after two full hours of not hearing a peep out of her:

Mom:
Hi Melly, What's up?
Melly: Mom, I fell asleep
Mom: Oh yeah, that's good that you took a nap.
Melly: Yeah...Something woke me up....I think it was a squirrel.
Mom: Oh Really? Honey I don't think that there are any squirrels in the house.
Melly: Yeah, it went "tssst" and woke me up.
Mom: Okay?!

This is the first time that I'm sure that she must have been dreaming about squirrels and something that it did must have woke her up. It was so funny and completely threw me when she told me it was a squirrel. Anyway I hope you've enjoyed this story as much as I did.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Comments

We have been told that it is a bit of a hassle to comment on the blog for some of you. So we have made it so anyone can comment.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Melly Stories

As Wendi was getting dinner ready she realized that she was missing a few items and sent me to the store. I decided to take Alex with me and I was trying to sneak out without Melly noticing. As I was strapping Alex into the car I heard the front door slam. Out comes Melly in nothing but her dora panties. All shame cast aside, running barefoot across the 20 degree cement Melly ran up to me. I prepared to tell her that she couldn't go because she wasn't dressed, but before I got a word out between her tears and sobs she cried, "Daddy, I need a hug and a kiss." I hadn't told her goodbye. Once she got her goodbye she happily ran back inside to continue working on her play-dough creations.

After I got back from the store as dinner neared completion I started cleaning up the play-dough. Melly wasn't ready to clean up and threw a fit. Mom sent her to time out and told her, "Melly, don't have a cow." Again with tears in her eyes she responded, "I don't want any cows!"

Through the rest of the evening she continued to tell us that she, "Didn't want any cows."

Added Counter Space

When we bought our house I had mixed feelings about this "appliance garage". It turns out that we didn't use it and we would rather have the extra counter space. We also figured out that because it is next to the sink when we rinse dishes the extra water goes inside. While cleaning it out we figured out that bugs like it inside because it stays damp. So with all the things like bugs, mold, and wasted counter space we decided to take it out.

Before
After
It looks so much better after it's gone. We gained about 3 square feet of counter space. It's been great. In fact it's weird to think that it was ever there to begin with.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Pew pew

Preface: Melynn and I have a little thing we do. When I put her to bed we both do the sign for I love you with our hands. We then touch our fingers together and make little gun noises, "pew pew". I don't know how the whole thing started, but it's a little thing daddy and Melly do.


Today Wendi put Melly down for her nap, at the end Melly requested that I come give her a kiss. I went in and kissed her good night and left the room. A few minutes later we hear her knocking on her bedroom door. Of course our first reaction was to tell her, "Melly you're not getting up from your nap, go to bed." She continued to knock and knock. Finally she broke down crying and I went to go see what the problem was. I walked in and almost yelled at her, but instead I waited to see what she wanted.

As soon as she saw me she said, "Daddy, I love you" and making the sign for I love you, "Pew Pew" I had forgotten to do our little ritual and she was very upset.

Just melted my heart.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

The Cleaning Critic

For those of you who don't know the nightmares of having linoleum it can be difficult to thoroughly clean. There are grooves and patterns that dirt gets stuck in. I spent two hours yesterday just scrubbing the bathroom floor on my knees with a scrub brush and 409. When I was done it looked amazing. I had pretty much gotten all the dirt out. There are two paint spots from when we painted the house that are stuck there and we haven't removed them because someday we plan to replace the flooring.

A few hours later I'm getting ready for a date with Peter and Melly comes waking into the bathroom and says, "Mommy you cleaned the floors."

I responded, "Yep, I did"

Noticing a small black dot of paint she says, "Mommy, there's a little bit of dirty here."

I responded, "Yep, I couldn't get that spot off."

Melly: "Oh and a little bit of dirty over here."

Me: "Okay Melly, you don't need to critique my cleaning job. But, yes that's paint too. I couldn't get it up either."

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Conversation with Melly

Melly: Mommy, where's daddy?

Wendi: Daddy's taking a shower.
Melly: He's sitting down washing his body?
Wendi: Yep
Melly: He can't sit down, he'll break the tub. (now with fear in her voice) He can't sit down, he'll break the tub.
Wendi: Okay Melly, he won't sit down.
Melly: He can't sit down, he'll break the tub, his bum is big.

After that Wendi was laughing too hard to continue the conversation.

Bonus - One of our family traditions is that my mom makes all kinds of gross food items for Halloween. I have a pretty strong stomach and there are always a few items I can't gag down. Not that the food is bad, but it's amazing how hard it is to stomach a meatball when it's shaped like a cat turd and served in kitty litter. This year in addition to the cat turds there were severed fingers, dirty bath water, and worms in dirt. But not the harmless gummy worms in oreo cookie crumbs. These worms looked real. I wondered for a bit if she hit the bait fridge at the sporting goods store after grocery shopping. I have no idea how she made them and she never divulges her secrets. But of everything on the table, no one even touched the worms, they were that gross.

I don't know what happened to prompt the following comment from Melly but I assume my brother Scott tried to feed a worm to Alex.

What makes this comment funny is that she didn't say it when the event happened, we were on the way home and this popped out of the blue.

"No, no, no, giving Alex worms Scott!" Repeated multiple times with "That's gross" interjected now and then.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Halloween Spirit

To get into the Halloween spirit we created some pictures to help us get there.






Sunday, October 17, 2010

Melly-isms

Tonight we were in the car and Wendi and I were chatting away not paying attention to the kids when out of nowhere Melly says, "Mommy, my toe is hatching"


Turns out she had some skin peeling off her toe and decided that meant it was hatching.

Friday, October 15, 2010

Camera Strap

This craft looks really cute from afar, but upon closer inspection looks like crap. Trial and error I guess. And NO it cannot be removed, it's all sewn on.


Friday, October 8, 2010

Butterflies Framed


This craft cost about $18 and two hours of my time. I bought the frame at walmart and the butterfly punch on sale at Roberts craft. Anyway it turned out awesome.


Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Another Conversation with Melly

Melly: Where do we live mom?

Wendi: Pleasant Grove
Melly: and KayMatt?
Wendi: Orem
At this point she pauses trying to think who to ask about next.
M: Scott and Jen?
W: American Fork
M: (with a twinkle in her voice) Oh, Spanish Fork
W: No, not Spanish Fork, that's were Nate and Gill live and George, you remember George right?
M: No, I'm not studying those people there.

A Little Bit of My Cute Baby

September 29, 2010
Our routine with Alex when putting him to bed is we change his diaper, lay him down, give him his owl and a sippy full of milk. He goes right down easy peasy. But occasionally he wakes up during the night and we fill his sippy with water and he falls right back to sleep. Well tonight he didn't have his owl so I placed it in his crib took his sippy. I filled it up for tomorrow and put it in the fridge. Thinking that he had gone back to sleep I closed his bedroom door and upon doing so he burst out in tears. I went and got his sippy. He took a drink looked at me raised his sippy up to me and said in surprise: "ick!". I responded "that's right honey, it's milk." I left and haven't heard a peep out of him. I really don't know if I could have a better baby. I know he is technically not a baby anymore, but to me he is. I just love him so much. I am so excited to hear all the funny things he will someday tell me like Melly does now.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Another Melly Encounter

Last night we went to Walmart to do some Grocery Shopping and to pick up various other things. We had a feeling that tonight was going to be a bad night and Melly proved to be a trial of our patience. Somewhere between the light bulbs and the milk I had had enough and threatened,"If you don't stop it right now you're going to live in the parking lot.". She looked at me funny, but didn't look real concerned, plus she had calmed down for the time being, so we went about our way to finish the shopping trip. An hour later we were finally buckling the kids into the car. As we drove out of the parking lot Melynn pipes up in her very concerned sweet little voice "I don't want to live in the parking lot," which started me laughing when she continued by saying, "I want to live in Pleasant Grove!" Which only caused me to laugh harder. After gaining control I did explain that I would not make her live in the parking lot.


Oh, and yes, I do realize that one day she will call me on my empty threats to make her live in the parking lot, but I take solace in knowing that last night was not that night.

P.S. Melly Quote of the day: "Lola's biting me like a crocodile!"

Monday, September 27, 2010

Funny Things Melly Says

Number One:
I was getting melynn out of her room from her nap when I notice her bows were gone from her hair and she had been pulling on pigtails, trying to pull them out. I stopped her on the way out of her room and asked, touching a pigtail: "Whats this? Where are your bows?" she responded in a happy tone and a skip in her step: "They're just hangin' out!" and she was off to get some "smarshmellows" from Daddy, leaving me laughing hysterically.

Number Two:
I scissored Melynn between my legs and this is our conversation:
Melynn: Mom I don't want you to.
Mom: why are you so grumpy?
Melynn: I'm grumpy cause I don't want your legs there.

Number Three:
A few days ago we went to DI, we told Melly that if she behaved she could pick out a toy from the toy aisle. Of course the toy she picked out was a little plastic Dora. The next day we found the Dora toy with her feet all chewed up. I got upset and asked Melly why she was chewing on her new toy. She responded, "I got the mosquitoes off mom." We were completely baffled. Then on Sunday we were sitting on our bed and I look over and Melly is chewing on her toenails, first off that's super gross, and second she's pretty flexible to be able to groom all her toe nails with her teeth. Completely aghast I said, "Melly, that's gross, don't bite your toenails." "But mom, I'm getting all the mosquitoes off." We're not sure what she thinks the mosquitoes are doing on her toes but she's taking care of them, no need to worry. Peter even showed her his bare feet and asked where the mosquitoes were, she pointed to a little scab where he cut his toenail too short (with clippers, not his teeth ). She's so full of ideas it just a joy to watch her grow up.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Baptized

We went to my niece's baptism today and my Step-Sister (Alice) was telling Melynn not to touch the glass around the font and Melynn responded without hesitation and probably without really listening, "I forgot my swimsuit!". I couldn't help but laugh. It couldn't be more of a Melynn response. She did put her hands behind her back and kind of leaned on the glass to look in. After the baptism she ran over to me and said, "I want to get baptized?", my response was "Not for five more years, Honey."

As Peter got up to join the circle for the confirmation Melynn said indignantly, "But daddy, you don't have your swimsuit!"

About 30 seconds into the confirmation she escaped and joined Peter in the circle. He didn't know what to do with her, and couldn't do much without breaking the circle so she sat at his feet reverently for the rest of the confirmation.

She's just so full of personality, it gets frustrating at times, but she's our little sweetheart.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Melly's Conversations

A couple days ago Melynn was supposed to be in her room napping, but she was playing instead. When Mom went in to check on her the following conversation ensued.


Mom: Get in bed right now and go to sleep
Melly: Mommy, seriously! Don't get so frustrated!

Today she was told to go get some pants to get dressed and she asked me to go with her and she holds up her teddy bear and says, "Okay Teddy Bear, definitely don't take my pants."

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Makes You Wanna Dance

Julie, you know you can't resist.
Melynn loves it. She is sitting next to me singing "Shake your bonny". So cute.
Gloria Estefan - Conga by marie solomon

Monday, August 23, 2010

Johansen Family Campout 2010

Let me explain to you what elevator lake is and you can see the pictures and videos.

Elevator lake is a lake that has grasses and marsh growing over the top of it. When you stand on top it sinks like an elevator dropping and when you get off it raises back up. It's really pretty cool.

Enjoy!

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Playing Together Family Style

Playing the bugs game with Daddy.




They held this hug for like 3 minutes. It was so cute.

Peter drew the bugs from the bugs game.
Alex decided he was still hungry, so he went back for seconds.

Peter drew this picture.


Dora Tent

I went to check on Melly during nap time and this is where I found her.


Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Funniest Insurance Commercial

Julie this one is for you. Mostly because I feel you will appreciate it the most.

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Melynn's Birthday Pictures

There are a lot of pictures. I've always had a hard time cutting photos out. However I did and these are what is left.

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Monday, August 9, 2010

Pictures Galore part 2

Moose in the city (Anchorage)


Just after he learned to shake his head from side to side.


The blankets I made for Christmas.

For those of you who don't know my Grandpa J created this piece of art, it is above the entrance to the church history museum.


About a year ago we found this in Melly's room, it was difficult to bend back. There is no way she had the strength to bend it. It remains a mystery






Memorial Day Adventure with the Johansen Family.









Melynn picked danilions for all the girls to wear in there hair.
Bocce Ball



If there is a ball or rock in sight, Alex will be holding it. What a boy!
Three Generations



Unfortunately this is how he looks after almost every meal. Except this is Spaghettios, which is more noticeable.