Drunk Frat Cat?

On a whim I put a business card on Shark's head.  When he didn't immediately flick it off I figured I'd have to see how far I could push things.  I followed up with a big metal dangly earring on his back.  Nonplussed he just gazed at me as I added the matching earring.  From there I'll let the photos tell the story:

By this point the tower was careening wildly with every breath Shark took.  He sat there patiently until until it finally collapsed due to "harmonic breathing oscillations".