So you know how every once in a while you're walking through walmart and hear "code adam we have a code adam we have a lost child wearing blah blah blah" and you have a sigh of relief because it's not your child. Unfortunately today it was my child. That darn Alex didn't follow me again and after climbing out of the cart and declaring to me "look mom I can climb out of the car by myself" didn't keep up when I left that part of the store because I got tired of telling Melynn I wasn't going to buy the blue hello kitty dress (because I already did buy it for her birthday she just doesn't know it yet). The next thing I know Alex is gone and I'm searching for him and an employee asks me what he's wearing and suddenly my mind is blank and I don't have a flippin clue and tell them " I don't know my daughter dressed in him. uh, he's blonde in goes by the name alex". after looking for about 10 minutes I'm here over the PA system " we have a lost little boy by the name Alex and his mom's name is mommy". I couldn't help but laugh and say "that's me, I'm mommy". I believe he and Melynn were both more scared than i was. Melynn was wandering around the store saying, "Alex sweetheart where were you?" It was so cute but I hope it never happens again.
Saturday, August 11, 2012
Emma Laughs
I was tickling Emma a couple days ago and I started under her neck by her ear and she just started giggling. It is so fun to see these milestones.
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Tuesday, July 31, 2012
Sleep Disorders
For those of you who don't know Peter has a sleep disorder where he talks in his sleep, but he also acts out his dreams. Peter got this from his dad who in turn got it from his dad. Well unfortunately I cannot say that it skipped a generation, Alex. Twice in a week we have caught him talking in his sleep. The other night abut a week ago we heard Alex yelling. we went in to see what was wrong only to find that he was still asleep. When he woke up he looked at us quizzically as if to say "whats going on, why are you both standing over me while I'm sleeping". He has not acted out any of his dreams but I'm sure it's only a matter of time.
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Dayish
the other nigt we hear Melynn call from her room, "Mom, I don't have to go to bed yet, because I looked out my window and it's still pretty dayish". My response was "Uh, no...nice try, but no!".
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Friday, May 18, 2012
funny things the kids say
Melly: "mom now i can invite anyone to my birthday party because i've proven i can vacuum."
Alex: "mom i'm thirteen can i drive/get on the roof?"
Mom: "No, you have to be sixteen to drive/get on the roof."
Alex: " i'm sixteen"
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Translating Children Slang
Mardo Mateys- marshmallow mateys
Maganecks- Magnets
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Sunday, May 6, 2012
My Spiritual Thought on Prayer
Hi Family,
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Sunday, April 29, 2012
Drunk Frat Cat?
On a whim I put a business card on Shark's head. When he didn't immediately flick it off I figured I'd have to see how far I could push things. I followed up with a big metal dangly earring on his back. Nonplussed he just gazed at me as I added the matching earring. From there I'll let the photos tell the story:
By this point the tower was careening wildly with every breath Shark took. He sat there patiently until until it finally collapsed due to "harmonic breathing oscillations".
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Saturday, April 28, 2012
Tiger scratches
Wendi found an old photo of her niece at about six weeks old. She showed it to the kids and asked them who it was. They assumed that it was the youngest girl baby they knew and responded, "That's Gracie." Wendi responded, "No that's Sophie." To which Alex said, "Sophie got scratched on the head by a tiger." Confused Wendi questioned, "Oh yeah?" Melynn being a true Johansen continues on with the story, "Yeah that's what the thing is on her head." In examining the photo the only thing we can figure is that she has a bow on her head, somehow the kids think it looks like tiger scratches. Poor Sophie got mauled by a tiger in her first weeks of life and right before photo day.
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Mellys First Boyfriend
This weekend Grandpa volunteered to take the kids on an adventure. A friend of his was going out to the desert with his kids to look for topaz and trilobites. Two of the boys going were the same ages as Melynn and Alex so Grandpa brought them along. As usual Melynn thinks she is fifteen years older than the calendar says. As a result of this at some point she proclaimed Andy to be her boyfriend. She then proceeded to share her cookie with him, hold his hand and declare that she was going to marry him. I don't know how the poor boy took it but she sure seemed to have a great day.
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